January 2010
23 posts
“the more things change, the more they stay the same”
i lied.
i realized this morning that despite my constant claims to not be a coffee drinker, i actually buy it way more often than not.
battered and bruised
literally.
i have some really nasty bruises on my shins, hips, and temple (just found that one) from the weekend. not one of them can be traced back to how it was received.
highlight of the weekend was fattore dropping 300 f bombs at the cab driver on friday night when trying to direct him out of the mcd’s drive thru. then kline and him getting in a knock down drag out brawl about how he...
ouch.
manor. beaumonts. shame and shame.
kline forced our cab driver to go to rock and roll mcdonalds at 2am so she could get a big ‘n nasty. then proceeded to get in a fight with him when he was bitching at her. he threatened to kick us out because he needed to go to the “garage.”
i have shin splints from so much dancing.
follow up and revision.
me: btw im revising your quote about the diary on my blog bc you said "liz frank." its anne frank.
kline: wait
what was liz frank?
oh shit
ahhahah
that was a girl that was in my elementary school
wait
no
me: um
Kline: anne frank is from the holocaust
me: are we serious here
YES I KNOW
isnt that what you meant
Kline: hahahahahahh no
liz frank
the stationary
me: who the fuck is liz frank?!
Kline: and the pens
hold
me: LISA frank
god damn kline
you are killing me here.
ok now i have to blog this.
Kline: LISA
ahhahahaahahahhah
yes
i was close
“keep it in the pages of your anne frank. no one cares.”
– kelsey nicole on too much information
“He’s heartbroken. Heartbroken people don’t do shit.”
– Karen in regards to facebook stalking
fashion malfunction
its occurred to me that the shirt im wearing over jeans today was worn as a dress on kline’s birthday. i’m pretty sure i didn’t dry it when i washed it so i’d like an explanation as to why it doesn’t cover my back pockets now. explanation not being you are a hussy.
mdc mdc mdc birthday edition →
youre jealous, its ok.
sleepless in chicago
i dont know what is going on here but my body likes to think its cute to not sleep. apparently it thinks ill sleep when im dead…or drunk, whichever comes first.
the reason i need to start sleeping is not because i am tired. or because i have a big day ahead, but because i spend money when i am awake. sure go ahead and spend $40 on itunes at 2am. thats normal. last night i knew to draw the...
lazy with a capital L
i had such a productive sunday planned. boy was i wrong.
after a marathon night of being overserved strong foreign beer, i was in p-a-i-n yesterday. it consisted of the following:
not moving from my bed until 11am to even get water.
getting back into what i have turned into a day bed for karen, kline and myself so that god forbid, we didnt have to move to the couch to watch tv
4 hours of...
holy snowstorm batman!
whats white and cold and sucks all around? (there seems like there should be a perverse joke lying in there but i cant seem to find it)
CHICAGO. holy moses it has literally been snowing for the past couple days. contrary to popular belief, this city is prepared for like the damn apocalypse so snow days are out of the question. BUMMER. so until may, my hunter boots will remain my shoe of choice....
“i’m going to start buying lottery tickets everyday. because this workin...”
– karen
things that annoy me for $500, Alex.
what is…
emailing someone and then having them call you. if i wanted to hear your voice, i would have called you to begin with. now answer my email.
“im not a redneck. but i did purchase a shotgun on new years day at walmart. im...”
– sty
new years resolutions
i’ve opted against the “work out more, be financially responsible, lose weight, stop shopping” shenanigans because really? let’s get serious here. last year i was “save more money and watch what i spend” HAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
2010’s list:
1. be more patient (unlikely)
2. be less of a word vomitter after multiple libations (unlikely)
3. be a better friend...
